Chinese Fortunes

My all-time favorite*:

• Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical

My second favorite:

• You are original and creative

And one for the more virulent of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker skeptics to consider:

• Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause

*All fortunes listed here are from the last two weeks.

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